Gas can label: "Do not take internally."
Homer Simpson: "Hey, that one was for me!"
The peanut butter one is the best. One has to wonder if the combination of these sorts of concerns along with the tort system in this country if we are systematically going to breed the common sense right out of future generations.
My wife gets a kick out of the macabre stick figures on the warning decals all over my tractor. Here favorites are 'twisty man' who is wrapped around the
PTO shaft, 'stick 'em up man' who is being crushed by what appears to be a bolder falling from the FEL and 'Gumby man' who is partly under one of the rear tires.