Dear Redneckford:
You are a person just right for the position of "Farmtrac Dealer" for the DeRidder, Louisiana area and I would like to offer you an "introductory and limited time offer" of nine (9) cleaned, polished, spray painted and ready to work Farmtrac tractors.
There seems to be a slight reorganization happening with the headquarters of these fine tractors in the great state of NC, but I understand too the the headquarters is looking for a person of your substantial magnitude to work there also!
So, ya wanna be a dealer and join the fun?! I have trailer, truck and some diesel to get to your place-just give me the word!
PS: I might need to borrow some money to get home since I haven't made a dime since Jan 18, 2008.
On a serious note friend, I enjoy your posts. You make me laugh and smile! You seem to be the type of person that would fit right in with the dealers. We all need a laugh here and there. Thank you for keeping the Farmtrac spirit alive!