No doubt I would love to try one too. I would love to shoot a bazooka and throw a grenade. I would even like to try some dynamite for stump popping.
The ram splitter is very slow moving too. This thing is spinning so fast and with so much torque that it would do the damage in very little time. Lightning fast and the only way to stop it is to shut off the
PTO which is not fast or easy to do.
My first thought was turning around to pick up the next round and backing into the unicorn on accident but I thought the ear example was equally horrific.