weird things in wierd places

   / weird things in wierd places #11  
As a farm kid one of my jobs was to knock down the hay, dad had a John Deere conditioner (don't recall the model) with the arched tongue that was also the hydraulic reservoir. The conditioner was 12' wide, and by the time you added the tongue length, the outer end was ~30 feet away.

Typically I would cut the outer swath first (driving on the standing hay) turn around going the oposite direction I could get most of the driven-on hay picked up. This particular time though, when I was cutting the tracks out, as I neared the pond, I spotted a movement in the outer wheel track. I pushed the clutch, hit the brakes, which caused the conditioner to lunge forward.

I saw the object get picked up with the reel, tossed into the feed auger. I thought about yanking the PTO lever. I realized that IF what ever it was would make it through the conditioner rolls, I'd be better off. If it didn't, well I'd be there cleaning it out. WHAM, the conditioner roll slammed shut....I pulled forward and shut down the machine.

A snapping turtle with about a 15" shell was cut from stem to stern (from the feed auger), and the shell was cracked in about a dozen pieces. Talk about angry...despite his condition, he was PI$$ED (couldn't really blame him). Not much to do but leave him, by the time I finished the field, he was dead. I wish we knew how to fix turtle, the hard part was done!

Of all the years of running that machine, that was the only critter I ran through it...spooked many deer, pheasants, quail, foxes, coyotes.
 
   / weird things in wierd places #12  
A couple of years ago I had a neighbour come in and do some custom baling for us making 4x6 round bales from our fields. During the winter, I took out one round bale and noticed something in one of the flat sides. Reached in and grabbed the end of a T post. Pulled hard and out comes half of a T post that was cleanly cut off by the 12' discbine and rolled into a curve by the baler! No damage to either machine, what luck.

Two years later we found the pile of 5 T posts that were left lying in the middle of a hay field by the guy who owned the farm before we bought it. Lucky not to pick them up or get them in a tractor tire...
 
   / weird things in wierd places #13  
SWMBO noticed 4-5 buzzards around my 3ph chipper a couple of weeks ago trying to get into the hopper. I got about 50ft away & could smell.... the dead raccoon. :eek: It must've crawled in there this past winter, got stuck & died. SWMBO wasn't amused. The BH & pressure washer took care of the mess.
T-Man. :cool:
 
 
 
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