Need a caption for this bucket photo

[TomSeller]

"Son, look what you will inherit someday"

 

[Reyer Farms]

Butter face

 

[TomSeller]

"t wasn't like that when we sold it to you, what did you do to it?"

 

[TomSeller]

"Is this still covered by the warranty?"

 

[Bubbanewf]

My bucket kicked the bucket!

 

[murphy1244]

mere flesh wound

 

[TomSeller]

"A little paint will be like putting Lipstick on that Pig"

 

[TomSeller]

"Daily Driver"

 

[T_e_r_r_y]

Little duct tape and w-d 40, will fix that boo-boo right up

T. J.

 

[TomSeller]

"Honey Boo Boo's family car for sale"