Need a caption for this bucket photo

[JHill]

Looking to upgrade to a larger machine .... my loss is your gain ..... perfect running condition .... cosmetic flaws commensurate with age of machine .... synthetic oil since day one

 

[CliffordK]

Next time ask if there are rocks in the field before promising to dig out a pond.

(Our old International tractor had a narrow bucket with teeth, like that one was at one time, and Dad always thought it was much better at digging than the newer wide ones).

 

[BeltfedGoodness]

Show me the bucketfax!

 

[jinman]

Honey, just drop the bucket and ease up against the tree and give it a nudge. . . .

 

[PILOON]

.... synthetic oil since day one

BUT with 3499 hrs on that oil ! (what's left of it, actually mostly sludge)

doesn't burn oil (none left to burn)

 

[robs660]

Neighbor "I swear I'll pay to repair it. I had no idea I couldn't use it to break rocks out of the bottom of my lake"

 

[foggy1111]

Thats just normal wear and tear. Take her around back and rub it down with a brick....then brush some fresh paint on it Jethro. (Mr Haney)

 

[TomSeller]

"runs good, not even broken in yet"

 

[CliffordK]

Come-on,
You told me you weren't concerned about a little normal wear and tear when you loaned it to me.

 

[freedom]

sh** happens