What is your favorite Quote or Saying?

[Bigfoot62]

You couldnt hit the broadside of a barn door!

Another "farm" spin on that same theme:
You couldn't hit a bull in the but with both hands.

 

[Bigfoot62]

"Guns don't kill people, it's mostly the bullets." my grandson's T shirt.

Same thing, different twist:
"To claim that guns kill people,
is like saying that a spoon makes Rosie O'Donnel fat."

 

[Bigfoot62]

Just heard this one on a drug commercial:
"When taking xxxxxx, use caution when performing dangerous tasks."

 

[Bigfoot62]

OK, I'm having too much fun with this thread. Here's another one:
"Two wrongs don't make a right . . . but three lefts will."

 

[Bigfoot62]

I keep being reminded of favourites:
In response to "the Early Bird gets the worm" I sometimes find myself saying "but it's the second mouse that gets the cheese!"

The early worm gets eaten.

 

[Brushhill dave]

This here is XXXcrude we make oil not sence

 

[Bigfoot62]

Just a couple more and I'm done. (well, for tonight anyway)

From my first job with Brown & Root:
"If it won't fit, force it. If it still won't go, get a bigger hammer. If it breaks, it needed replacing anyway."

And from my doctor: (quite possibly the understatement of a lifetime)
"This might be a little uncomfortable."

 

[YesDeere]

You couldn't hit a pig in the azz with a banjo

 

[MossflowerWoods]

"That guy could not find his azz with BOTH hands"

From "Die Hard" - "Yippy Ki Yay mother-f#$%^&"

You are either part of the solution or part of the problem...

Caedite eos. Novit enim Dominus qui sunt eius."
translated "Kill them all, the Lord will recognise His own"
Popular as "Kill them all, Let God sort them out"

J.R.R. Tolkien "Go not to the Elves for advice, for they will tell you both yes, and no"

I'm here to kick azz and blow bubbles, and I'm all out of bubblegum...

Happiness is a secure perimeter

A & B the C of D! (above & beyond the call of duty)

From "Redwall" books "EULALIA" (as a war cry, EW-LA-LI-YA) typically followed with "Forward the buffs" and or "Give them blood and vinegar"

Life's a B#$%^ and then you die...

I'm sure there is more, but I forget them all when reading the one's you all contribute, and I can't remember what all I've already said here...

Be well,
David

 

[Bigfoot62]

. . .
I'm sure there is more, but I forget them all when reading the one's you all contribute, and I can't remember what all I've already said here.

David,
Here's another one that seems to apply here:

"It's not going to get any better." (reference to your already failing memory)