I am a member of many Old classic car forums, and most if not all have a section of Fun, just a simple Joke thread, I know some do get little perverted at times and the admin has to delete it, I think most of the Folks here even though try to come across as Hard nose and directly to the point kind of person, They too even have a hidden humor side to them
from time to time I like to read a good clean joke, Heck! i think the farmers invented the first joke, remember about the " Farmers and his Wife " classic..... My Grandpa was an old farmer and he really let the jokes fling, However he was also a retired Navy captain so Hard noses and humor can happen:thumbsup:
I'm just curious as to why there is not such thread here?
Hey Deep as a fellow Georgian I want to be sure I know what you mean...Is this what you mean...just as an example...just asking mind you...?
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> John the farmer was in the fertilized
> egg business. He had several
> hundred young layers (hens), called "pullets" and eight or
> ten roosters,
> whose job was to fertilize the eggs.
>
> The farmer kept records and any rooster that didn't perform
> went into
> the soup pot and was replaced. That took an awful lot of
> his time so he
> bought a set of tiny bells and attached them to his
> roosters. Each bell
> had a different tone so John could tell from a distance,
> which rooster
> was performing. Now he could sit on the porch and fill out
> an efficiency
> report simply by listening to the bells. The farmer's
> favorite rooster
> was old Butch, and a very fine specimen he was, too. But on
> this
> particular morning John noticed old Butch's bell hadn't
> rung at all!
>
> John went to investigate. The other roosters were chasing
> pullets,
> bells-a-ringing. The pullets, hearing the roosters coming,
> would run for
> cover. But to Farmer John's amazement, Butch had his bell
> in his beak,
> so it couldn't ring. He'd sneak up on a pullet, do his job
> and walk on
> to the next one. John was so proud of Butch, he entered him
> in the Boone
> County Fair and Butch became an overnight sensation among
> the judges.
>
> The result... The judges not only awarded Butch the No Bell
> Piece Prize
> but they also awarded him the Pulletsurprise as well.
> Clearly Butch was
> a politician in the making: who else but a politician could
> figure out
> how to win two of the most highly coveted awards on our
> planet by being
> the best at sneaking up on the populace and screwing them
> when they
> weren't paying attention?:laughing::thumbsup:
