I came home from work a several weeks ago to find the wife in the back pasture with the tractor, something she rarely does w/o my supervision. She's just sitting there waving for me to come out there, I prepare to fly off the handle.
As I approach it becomes obvious why she is laughing like a maniac, she was using the FEL to scoop the top off fire ant mound A and dump it on mound B. She had about 30 turf wars going on across about 5 acres and was enjoying herself immensely. I bought her a very nice birthday present(puppy) this past weekend just to be safe.