My wife ha just fallen in love with the new Camaro. She jokingly asked if we could get one the other day. In the conversation, she was messin' with me and said, "We might have been able to afford one if we wouldn't have bought that new tractor."
All married men know marriage is a compromise, so I told her I'd buy her one of these.
All married men know marriage is a compromise, so I told her I'd buy her one of these.