Ok, this HAS to be the strangest thing I've ever hauled in a FEL. I have a small pond down in a ravine that is really off the beaten path. The local kids used to go swimming there occasionally. I was driving the then new JD 4010 (that ought to tell you how long ago this happened!) down through the woods to clean out the junk around the spillway, when I heard yelling and laughter coming from the pond. 3 teenage girls decided it would be a good idea to go skinny dipping in the pond. The local boys got wind of it and went and stole their clothes. I guess the sound of my tractor scared the boys off, and they ran off WITH THE GIRL's CLOTHES! I had 3 frantic naked teenage girls hiding in the cattails! I had a canvas tarp under my seat, but the 3 of them couldn't cover themselves and walk at the same time, so I had the 3 of them sit in the bucket, covered with the tarp and I delivered them to the nearest girl's home. I got some looks from the guys at the filling station as I drove past! Needless to say, the first girls mother was speechless when I knocked on the door and presented her with her first-born child! The fellers at the fillin station grilled me non stop for months for the story, but sometimes it's best to just smile and keep yer yap shut!