Some may call these strange things moved but I consider my loader as having the strength of 8 guys labor I don't have to pay.
Last year I rented a walk behind concrete saw from Home Despot. It's a 2-man job to get it and out of the truck; but at home I was by myself. Got Bambi out to unload it from the truck and put it back when I was done.
When I got back to Home Despot, I had a conversation with the Despot tool rental guy that went something like this:
Me: I'm here to return some fun I rented earlier today.
Him: OK sir, I'll help you get the saw back in the store...blah...blah...blah.
Him: Did you have any trouble with the saw sir?
Me: Nope, it worked great. The only trouble I had was getting it out of the truck myself until I got my girlfriend to give me a hand.
Him: You've got a girlfriend who helps you with this stuff?
Me: Yep, she likes hard work and never yammers on a call phone.
Him: (Mildly startled at the thought of a woman not using a cell phone). Wow, you're a lucky man; where did you find a girlfriend like that?
Me: Her name is Bambi, and I got her at the John Deere dealership.
Him: (Busting a gut laughing).
Me: After telling me how you broke a finger lifting this very same saw into a pickup because an idiot customer dropped his side to answer his cell phone; I figured you could use a good laugh.