As a tractoring female, that is younger that J_J, but older than CTF, that can still wear a biniki well, and personally don't think I look like I got hit in the face with a shovel. I am going to chime in a say, partially clad women don't clammer to sit on tractors to sell them because they would get dirty, greasy, burnt by some exposed pipe, or bounced off and under the implement. Now, most of these eye-candies are dumb as your landscaping blade and couldn't drive a manual tractor or even a HST... let alone do anything with it. I agree with arrow on this one, take a girl that thinks your tractor is sexy, she won't get bored/whine and you will get work done.
And remember even Cooter Davenport had Daisy Duke.:laughing: So dreaming don't hurt.