A Man With a Tractor Needs a Wife

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Iplayfarmer

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Every man with a tractor Needs a Wife.

See the attached picture for why.
 

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Iplayfarmer said:
Every man with a tractor Needs a Wife.

See the attached picture for why.


Looks like he could'a put at least a crutch on it.

In my case, I need a wife to help me make the payments on my tractors and other farm goodies.
 
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And with that long sweater she is wearing he is gonna need another one real soon
 
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Wow that's a lot of stress on that remaining front wheel! He must take his right turns at an incredibly slow speed.
 
   / A Man With a Tractor Needs a Wife #5  
Good thing he does not have a loader or he would need the kids also. New meaning to the term counter weight.

mark
 
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Iplayfarmer said:
Every man with a tractor Needs a Wife.

See the attached picture for why.


Seems like a metal wedge at the axle stop would be cheaper ( and better looking!! ) (grin).

Soundguy
 
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Who took that picture of me and my old lady? I didnt think anyone saw us.LOL:D
 
   / A Man With a Tractor Needs a Wife #8  
You the one in the back or the driver! i can't tell! ( JK )

Guess the osha inspector passe dout when he saw that one...

Soundguy
 
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By the looks of it neither one of them is going hungry ! :) Who says farm life is hard on you ! ;)
 
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I think that picture might have inspired Kenny Rogers to write a hit song.

"You picked a fine time to leave me loose wheel"!!!!


Now for any of you that think life has treated you unfair and have a bad attitude, take a gander at that guy. Smilin' big, waving at the camera man even though his tractor is broke, his wife out weighs him.....AND the tractor, and he's not a bit sad.

Looks like they might have found the cure for anorexia too.
 
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Farmwithjunk said:
I think that picture might have inspired Kenny Rogers to write a hit song.
"You picked a fine time to leave me loose wheel"!!!!
.

That's really funny. ROFL
 
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Priceless!!

That pic is getting printed & going in my garage.
 
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The cars behind him are staying kinda far behind. Where in this world would that be? Around here they'd be on the rear bumper looking to pass, gawking, regardless, with no thought of this mans "safety challenged" status.
 
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I've seen the pic before -- was it here? If so, why are all the posts in this thread marked "yesterday"?????
 
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daTeacha said:
I've seen the pic before -- was it here? If so, why are all the posts in this thread marked "yesterday"?????

I recall seeing it posted on YT. Maybe on TBN at one point, but I sure can't find it.
 
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It might have been on the VW site I used to frequent -- we got pretty far afield over there, too.
 
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irwin said:
The cars behind him are staying kinda far behind. Where in this world would that be? Around here they'd be on the rear bumper looking to pass, gawking, regardless, with no thought of this mans "safety challenged" status.

I think that may be Renze from over in the safety forum, ( standing under a loader thread ).. course.. he probably thinks that's safe too! ( just a tad oh' humor.. )

Soundguy
 
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I think the safety might depend on the weight of your wife... A subject which I won't tough. :eek:

Andy
 
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irwin said:
The cars behind him are staying kinda far behind. Where in this world would that be? Around here they'd be on the rear bumper looking to pass, gawking, regardless, with no thought of this mans "safety challenged" status.

Saftey can be relative in places. (one less wheel to run over a land mine)

No matter what, the guys still has my respect. In his position and still happy enough to smile. :)
 
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Farmwithjunk said:
Looks like they might have found the cure for anorexia too.

Afternoon Bill,
Maybe we need to send Paris Hilton and her side kick out to their farm ! ;)
 

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