A Man With a Tractor Needs a Wife

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Iplayfarmer

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Every man with a tractor Needs a Wife.

See the attached picture for why.
 

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Iplayfarmer said:
Every man with a tractor Needs a Wife.

See the attached picture for why.


Looks like he could'a put at least a crutch on it.

In my case, I need a wife to help me make the payments on my tractors and other farm goodies.
 
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And with that long sweater she is wearing he is gonna need another one real soon
 
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Wow that's a lot of stress on that remaining front wheel! He must take his right turns at an incredibly slow speed.
 
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Good thing he does not have a loader or he would need the kids also. New meaning to the term counter weight.

mark
 
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Iplayfarmer said:
Every man with a tractor Needs a Wife.

See the attached picture for why.


Seems like a metal wedge at the axle stop would be cheaper ( and better looking!! ) (grin).

Soundguy
 
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Who took that picture of me and my old lady? I didnt think anyone saw us.LOL:D
 
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You the one in the back or the driver! i can't tell! ( JK )

Guess the osha inspector passe dout when he saw that one...

Soundguy
 
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By the looks of it neither one of them is going hungry ! :) Who says farm life is hard on you ! ;)
 
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I think that picture might have inspired Kenny Rogers to write a hit song.

"You picked a fine time to leave me loose wheel"!!!!


Now for any of you that think life has treated you unfair and have a bad attitude, take a gander at that guy. Smilin' big, waving at the camera man even though his tractor is broke, his wife out weighs him.....AND the tractor, and he's not a bit sad.

Looks like they might have found the cure for anorexia too.
 

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