Jeff396
Veteran Member
Here\'s one for Lion fans
It's the first day of school and the teacher thought she'd get to know the kids by asking them their name and what their father does for a living.
The first little girl says: "My name is Mary and my daddy is a
postman."
The next little boy says: "I'm Andy and my Dad is a mechanic".
Then one little boy says: "My name is Johnny and my father is a striptease dancer in a cabaret for men."
The teacher gasps and quickly changes the subject, but later in the school yard the teacher approaches Johnny privately and asks if it was really true that his Dad dances nude in a bar.
He blushed and said, "No, I'm sorry. My dad plays football for the Detroit Lions and I was just too embarrassed to say so in front of the class."
Go Lions!!! This is the best time of the year for Detroit....Still undefeated!!!!/w3tcompact/icons/smile.gif
Jeff
It's the first day of school and the teacher thought she'd get to know the kids by asking them their name and what their father does for a living.
The first little girl says: "My name is Mary and my daddy is a
postman."
The next little boy says: "I'm Andy and my Dad is a mechanic".
Then one little boy says: "My name is Johnny and my father is a striptease dancer in a cabaret for men."
The teacher gasps and quickly changes the subject, but later in the school yard the teacher approaches Johnny privately and asks if it was really true that his Dad dances nude in a bar.
He blushed and said, "No, I'm sorry. My dad plays football for the Detroit Lions and I was just too embarrassed to say so in front of the class."
Go Lions!!! This is the best time of the year for Detroit....Still undefeated!!!!/w3tcompact/icons/smile.gif
Jeff