Signs you're drinking too much coffee

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Signs you\'re drinking too much coffee

for all of you that have enlightened us with your coffee tales (I just drink it, I don't write about it ... /w3tcompact/icons/smile.gif)

from the latest Agriculture Online newsletter:

Signs you're drinking too much coffee

You get a speeding ticket even when you're parked.
You haven't blinked since the last lunar eclipse.
You sleep with your eyes open.
You can type sixty words per minute with your feet.
You can jump-start your truck without cables.
You don't sweat, you percolate.
You buy cream by the tanker.
You've worn the finish off your coffee table.
You're so wired you pick up AM radio.
People can test batteries in your ears.
You short out motion detectors.
You go to sleep just so you can wake up and smell the coffee.
 
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Re: Signs you\'re drinking too much coffee

I have another sign you are drinking too much coffee...


You start to look like Thomas /w3tcompact/icons/laugh.gif /w3tcompact/icons/laugh.gif
 
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Re: Signs you\'re drinking too much coffee

Whew..for a second there I thought you were my doctor and chewing me out again. /w3tcompact/icons/wink.gif
 
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Re: Signs you\'re drinking too much coffee

Good point..and your now you got me to wondering. /w3tcompact/icons/shocked.gif/w3tcompact/icons/wink.gif
 
 
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