Worst Words you Want Too Hear

   / Worst Words you Want Too Hear #1  

mjarrels

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Wife says... Your 16 year old daughter needs a gown for high school pictures... All tractors, implements, trucks and equipment are in danger of being lost!

mark
 
   / Worst Words you Want Too Hear #2  
I would think that a tshirt with the school logo would suffice.
 
   / Worst Words you Want Too Hear #3  
Wife says... Your 16 year old daughter needs a gown for high school pictures... All tractors, implements, trucks and equipment are in danger of being lost!

mark

A gown for pictures:eek:, 16 years old possible 3 proms in your future:eek::eek:...3 more EXPENSIVE gowns:eek::eek::eek:


You better get a handel on this quick before you sig reads...

________________

red tractor
had a blue tractor
had a green tractor
had a orange tractor
TWO implements
 
   / Worst Words you Want Too Hear #4  
Quick, hide half of everything, she'll never know it's gone!

"Didn't that one used to be blue?"

"No honey, there's always been these two."

"Oh, I coulda sworn there was more..."

:D:D


Kyle
 
   / Worst Words you Want Too Hear #5  
nah, very simple

go buy a very expensive beautiful gown,



let her take the picture,,
then,

darn, don't quite fit just right,
leave the tags on,

return the next day!
hehe

:D
 
   / Worst Words you Want Too Hear #6  
The gown thing isn't too bad compared to, "I'm giving our 17 year old daughter a pregnancy test."

And when you get over that one, "She failed".

Yeah, that gown thing isn't looking too bad now is it?
 
   / Worst Words you Want Too Hear #7  
I opened the thread expecting to see: "It's cancer."

As an emergency physician, I always have to think the worst.
 
   / Worst Words you Want Too Hear
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She was picked to have her photos posted in the mall... not the usual pictures that my son had a few years ago. He didn't get a class ring also, I did and never wore it, my sister did and never wore it... Class rings are big money now days when we can not afford it! Kid is not going to enter her senior year in debt for a class ring but thats what the co. want! Get the parent to sign and you'r on the hook!

mark
 
   / Worst Words you Want Too Hear #9  
Going into Nashville on the interstate, there's a large billboard photo of the face of a girl college student promoting attendance at one of the local state universities. Every time I see it, I start worrying about some nutcase seeing her picture and stalking her. Hope she at least got free tuition out of that deal.
 
   / Worst Words you Want Too Hear #10  
The best words that you want to hear:
I have the money that I owe you!
 
 
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