To Those With Wood Stoves:

[Iplayfarmer]

Take a look at this and realize how much money you are burning...

I'd call this a piece of firewood, but apparently this store is selling it for $200.

 

[jayste]

Hey, that's great and it's even imported! Not to mention it's fully assembled! I've got a few models that are REAL blackjack, fully assembled and AMERICAN made!

 

[Tig]

Wow, I wonder if they have rock tables. Never mind, at those prices I couldn't afford one.

 

[jinman]

Hmm. . . I've heard of people makin' firewood out of tables, so maybe this is the reverse. I would dearly love to know how many of those they'll sell at that price.

 

[Western]

Hey, that's great and it's even imported! Not to mention it's fully assembled! I've got a few models that are REAL blackjack, fully assembled and AMERICAN made!

You can bet your bottom dollar that some screws are missing....

 

[Egon]

I'm in fashion. Got a few of those out at the lake. Had them for at least 10 years. Must be time to redecorate!

Note: mine have a stub branch remaining that we could call "Movement Assist Growth".

 

[seca111]

I'm sitting on a forture.

I'm going to go outside and cut down all my trees right now.

 

[20 20]

goes along with pet rocks and gia pets.

 

[MossRoad]

I wonder if they carry door stops and shoe scrapers, too?

 

[mbohuntr]

I didn't see any mention about a warranty.