Unique new nail gun (and I mean gun)

[jimmyj]

It can drive a 16-D nail through a 2 X 4 at 200 yards: this makes construction a breeze.

You can sit in your lawn chair and build a fence.

Just get your wife to hold the fence boards in place while you sit back,
relax with a cold drink, and, when she has the board in the right place, just fire away.
With the hundred round magazine, you can build the fence with a minimum of reloading.
After a day of fence building with the new DeWalt Rapid-Fire Nail Gun,
the wife will not ask you to build or fix anything again.

[jinman]

Famous last words:

"Hey honey, bring me my lawnchair and a cold beer before you go over and hold that board on the fence."