What is your favorite Quote or Saying?

[foggy1111]

Seen on a T-shirt:
"I spend most of my money on my dumptruck.
I waste the rest."

(I own and drive a dumptruck, so I identify with this)

"Wanted: Good Woman with dump truck. Please send picture of truck."

I knew the guy that posted this want add in the local paper.

[foggy1111]

That boy is so tight....he could squeeze the buffalo off a nickle.

[kycontrols]

Growing up anytime us kids would have an accident my father would say,

"You did it on purpose or you did it because your were stupid."

[Short Game]

Today I went on thesaurus.com and searched for "Ninjas". The computer told me "Ninjas can not be found". Well played ninjas, well played.

[chucko]

"Don't make me come down there!"

[MossflowerWoods]

"I'll stop this car young man/lady"

"You need me to take you out in the parking lot and teach you how to fall down?"

"You done gone and opened the whole can of whup-azz"

David

[creekbend]

Trust comes from being reliable and honest.

[sixdogs]

What's past is prologue.

[JasG]

I don't have one but here are a few of my favorites.

The strongest reason for the people to retain the right to keep and bear arms is, as a last resort, to protect themselves against tyranny in government. -Thomas Jefferson

"My fellow Americans. I'm pleased to announce that I've signed legislation outlawing the Soviet Union. We begin bombing in five minutes." - Ronald Reagan

"The nine most terrifying words in the English language are: 'I'm from the government and I'm here to help.'" - Ronald Reagan

"Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the oldest" - Ronald Reagan

"Winning is not a sometime thing: it's an all the time thing. You don't win once in a while; you don't do the right thing once in a while; you do them right all the time. Winning is a habit. Unfortunately, so is losing." Vince Lombardi

"If you aren't fired with enthusiasm, you'll be fired with enthusiasm." - Vince Lombardi

"You can't fix stupid" - Ron White

[PossumHound]

That boy is so tight....he could squeeze the buffalo off a nickle.

"That boy's so tight you couldn't pull a needle out of his <butt> with a JD tractor".