In keeping with the old question: does a tree in the forest when it falls make a sound if no one is around to hear it? My old woods boss used to say this when he thought some were slacking if he wasn't on site: "Does a chainsaw in the forest make a sound when no one is around to hear it"
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"My son, my son, if you knew with what little wisdom the world was ruled"----said by a lot of people over the years but I think started by a Roman philosopher
"Step right up, folks, and see Little Egypt do her famous Dance Of The Pyramids. She walks; she talks; she crawls on her belly like a reptile. Just one thin dime--one-tenth of a dollar. Step right up folks!":