What is your favorite Quote or Saying?

[Wesdor]

Good Morning!
This is God,
I will be handling all of your problems today.
I will not need your help.
So relax and have a great day!

 

[sixdogs]

Better to have it and not need it than need it and not have it. (My personal TBN motto)

Stick a fork in him, he's done.

Been there, done that.

 

[Susanjoyce]

Trust, but verify.

"If you can fill the unforgiving minutes/With sixty seconds worth of distance run..." (Rudyard Kipling, If)

I hate this stupid machine
I wish that I could sell it.
It never does what I want it to,
But only what I tell it.

They said it couldn't be done.
They said that no one could do it.
But he laughed at their doubt
And gave it all out
And by God--he couldn't do it.

 

[Susanjoyce]

Trust, but verify.

Who loves the least, controls the relationship.

"If you can fill the unforgiving minutes/With sixty seconds' worth of distance run" (Rudyard Kipling, If)

I hate this stupid machine
I wish that I could sell it
It never does what I want it to,
But only what I tell it.

They said it couldn't be done
They said no one could do it
But he laughed at their doubt
and gave it all out
And by God--he couldn't do it.

 

[Arbo]

When faced with a difficult task...

"That's like trying to shove a wet noodle up a wildcat's *****!"

 

[Susanjoyce]

And one from my Navy days...

When you're up to your *** in alligators, it's hard to remember your objective was to drain the swamp.

 

[sixdogs]

"Be careful what you wish for, you might get it"
"if you're not the leader, the view is always the same"
"See you in church"
"Guy's got only one oar in the water" Great quote from my New England days
"Not smart enough to come out of the rain" So that's why my mom kept giving me an umbrealla
"Speak now or forever hold your peace" I was nervous when they asked this one.
"Pull my finger" In the running for favorite quote of some guys on the TBN
"Party like it's 1989" Wait, it's not?
"Off to the races" Maybe just out to the barn, but
"I am outta here..." till later today.

 

[Bigfoot62]

I'm a low tech man in a high tech world. Phil Robertson, aka: The Duck Commander

 

[creekbend]

It's better to have tried and failed, then to not have tried at all.

 

[bullbreaker]

"In 40 years she's gonna look just like her mother !" :thumbdown: :shocked:

Boone