What is your favorite Quote or Saying?

[crash325]

This cute

A Cowboy'sTOMBSTONE:

Here are the Five Rules for Men to Follow for a Happy Life - that Russell J. Larsen had inscribed on his headstone in Logan, Utah.

He died not knowing that he would win the "Coolest Headstone" contest.



FIVE RULES FOR MEN TO FOLLOW

FOR A HAPPY LIFE:

1. It's important to have a woman who helps at home,

cooks from time to time, cleans up, and has a job.



2. It's important to have a woman who can make you laugh.



3. It's important to have a woman who you can trust,

and doesn't lie to you.



4. It's important to have a woman who is good in bed,

and likes to be with you.



5. It's very, very important that these four women

do not know each other or you could end up dead like me

 

[crash325]

This cute

A Cowboy'sTOMBSTONE:

Here are the Five Rules for Men to Follow for a Happy Life - that Russell J. Larsen had inscribed on his headstone in Logan, Utah.

He died not knowing that he would win the "Coolest Headstone" contest.

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FIVE RULES FOR MEN TO FOLLOW

FOR A HAPPY LIFE:

1. It's important to have a woman who helps at home,

cooks from time to time, cleans up, and has a job.



2. It's important to have a woman who can make you laugh.



3. It's important to have a woman who you can trust,

and doesn't lie to you.



4. It's important to have a woman who is good in bed,

and likes to be with you.



5. It's very, very important that these four women

do not know each other or you could end up dead like me

 

[creekbend]

"It is - what it is".

 

[farmgirl19]

Chinese proverb: Man who says it cannot be done, should not interrupt woman doing it!

 

[JHTFarmer]

When things seem to be going good, it just means that something's been overlooked.

 

[scott_vt]

Good Evenin,

,,,course,,it is gas,and gas is,,well,gas,,so,,but it kills the @#$$ oughta them yellow jackets,,,thingy

 

[farmgirl19]

Murphy's Law: Anything that can go wrong will, at the least opportune moment.

However, I am a believer in Doyle's Law: he said Murphy was an optomist!

 

[Jtschnel]

If there's a turd on the table, even if you cover it with fuzz and call it a cat, it's still a turd.

 

[2LaneCruzer]

"Too bad all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving cabs and cutting hair." George Burns.

 

[crash325]

A word to the wise ain't necessary -
it's the stupid ones that need the advice.
Bill Cosby

Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please.
Mark Twain