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What is your favorite Quote or Saying?
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crash325
Elite Member
Until you walk a mile in another man's moccasins you can't imagine the smell.
Robert Byrne
I don't believe in the after life, although I am bringing a change of underwear.
Woody Allen
Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone?
James Thurber
The IRS! They're like the Mafia, they can take anything they want!
Jerry Seinfeld
Robert Byrne
I don't believe in the after life, although I am bringing a change of underwear.
Woody Allen
Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone?
James Thurber
The IRS! They're like the Mafia, they can take anything they want!
Jerry Seinfeld
2LaneCruzer
Super Star Member
"I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today."
toppop52
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Whimpy, you da man!
crash325
Elite Member
The reason there are two senators for each state is so that one can be the designated driver.
Jay Leno
If at first you don't succeed... so much for skydiving.
Henny Youngman
If you live to be one hundred, you've got it made. Very few people die past that age.
George Burns
My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe.
Jimmy Durante
Jay Leno
If at first you don't succeed... so much for skydiving.
Henny Youngman
If you live to be one hundred, you've got it made. Very few people die past that age.
George Burns
My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe.
Jimmy Durante
CanuckPT
Gold Member
If all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail.
crash325
Elite Member
When the sun comes up, I have morals again.
Elayne Boosler
I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either.
Jack Benny
I'm going to marry a Jewish woman because I like the idea of getting up Sunday morning and going to the deli.
Michael J. Fox
The way taxes are, you might as well marry for love.
Joe E. Lewis
Elayne Boosler
I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either.
Jack Benny
I'm going to marry a Jewish woman because I like the idea of getting up Sunday morning and going to the deli.
Michael J. Fox
The way taxes are, you might as well marry for love.
Joe E. Lewis
2LaneCruzer
Super Star Member
It's the stuff dreams are made of...
Redneck in training
Elite Member
If taxes on cigarettes should discourage smoking and taxes on alcohol discourage drinking then income taxes were correctly understood only by people on welfare.