Mace Canute
Elite Member
When asked that question I tell people I'm "Kicking but not raising dust!"People ask how Im doin? my answer: Fair to Midland! they either laugh ,or stand there puzzled! I tell them to figure it out. .........
Sometimes when people ask a stupid question I'll tell them to "Get a paper and pencil and figure it out."
Another saying I like is ""He's the kind of guy that if you asked him "Do anything stupid today?", it would be a rhetorical question.