What is your favorite Quote or Saying?

[ctbigman]

My grandfather would always thank someone by saying "You're a gentleman and a scholar and your generosity is only exceeded by my good looks". I smile and think of him every time a say it.

[Heywood Jannockitov]

"Watch what the poor people do and don't do it"

[g0rd0]

Well slap my p thing and send me to sea in a submarine.
And my favorite,
Anyone can urinate on the floor but, it takes a real hero to defficate on the celling .

[bullbreaker]

Why buy the"cow" if the milks for free !

Boone

[GregbkH]

F___ em if they can't take a joke.

[foggy1111]

What?.....Me Worry? Alfred E. Newman

[canoetrpr]

"Show me a young Conservative and I'll show you someone with no heart. Show me an old Liberal and I'll show you someone with no brains." - Winston Churchill

[MossflowerWoods]

Well slap my p thing and send me to sea in a submarine.

Hey Now!

We submarine folks are course and tend to foul language, excessive drinking and a wide variety of other sins! We might think that one is funny!

David

[Combustix]

F___ em if they can't take a joke.

Or Joke em if they can't take a F#@^

I hope that someday we will be able to put away our fears and prejudices and just laugh at people
Jack Handy deep thoughts

[twinjayhawks]

"Rub a little dirt on it"... after a mild injury.