What is your favorite Quote or Saying?

[DT86]

Someone once told me "If your not in bed by midnight you may as well go home"

 

[weldermike]

A kick in the *** is still a step foward!

 

[Not Retired Yet]

In response to a kid that's crying for no reason.... Are you hurt? When you get the inevitable sobbing "no", you follow with "Do you want to be?' I've found they usually stop then.......

 

[creekbend]

Here's one that my Wife just read in a book that she is reading. "The only way to achieve the impossible, is to believe in the impossible".

 

[Jim Shooz]

Of somebody who has lost his temper and can't stand any more he will:

Throw all of his toys out of the cot

Or else he will

Spit the dummy

 

[Jstpssng]

I just read a good one on FB
"My heros don't wear a cape and tights... they wear camo and dog tags.

(Forgive me if this has been mentioned... I didn't take the time to read throu 38 pages...)

 

[Lurch]

All hat no cattle.

 

[polo1665]

All wool and a yard wide.

 

[jimmyj]

All wool and a yard wide.

Polo, what does your signature mean in english?

 

[polo1665]

Polo, what does your signature mean in english?

Literally it translates to "If it hurt, it did you good"

It was typically my fathers response if we got hurt doing something stupid.
Minor injuries only, of course