What is your favorite Quote or Saying?

[EE_Bota]

"It all pays the same."

If you want me to diagnose your hydraulic problem, program your machine, or wash your truck, or sweep your floors....it all pays the same.

[MossflowerWoods]

"It all pays the same."

If you want me to diagnose your hydraulic problem, program your machine, or wash your truck, or sweep your floors....it all pays the same.

Reminds me of Ron White... "You can take the donkey, or you can take the tram, it is the same price!"

David

[wdchyd]

"It all pays the same."

If you want me to diagnose your hydraulic problem, program your machine, or wash your truck, or sweep your floors....it all pays the same.

Another good one.....

[Redneck in training]

Wife is a person that helps you resolve problems you wouldn't have if you wouldn't be married.

[sixdogs]

Almost forgot

"I don't have a dog in that fight" and

"Close enough for government work" plus

"He's so broke he can't even pay attention"

[bullbreaker]

Wife is a person that helps you resolve problems you wouldn't have if you wouldn't be married.

AMEN TO THAT !

Boone

[wdchyd]

Quote by others:

"When you fall in love, your life is complete......When you get married, you're life is finished"

(Sorry honey I didn't mean you.....)

[Mace Canute]

Sometimes I'll say "Good enough for the girls I date!" if I have fixed/made something and I'm quite happy with the quality. Sometimes when it's for a friend I'll say "Good enough for the girls you date!"

[TroySD]

"He's so broke he can't even pay attention"[/QUOTE]


When I was working the finance department at a car dealer in Denver, CO, there was a collection agency by the name of Attention LLC. It absolutely made my day when I could walk out to a customer that had a collection listed with them and question them with a completely straight face and ask them why they can't "pay Attention". Because clearly ma'am you haven't been "paying Attention" and had you "paid Attention" you wouldn't have such a high interest rate. We made a game out of how many times you could say that before the customer caught on. Rarely did that ever happen! LOL Good times.

[TroySD]

Dad always tells me...."if I tell you a rooster will pull a plow, you hitch him up"

another way of saying "you do what I tell you, regardless"

Had a History teacher respond to students that asked stupid questions with "do chickens have lips"....silence