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  1. #501
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    Default Re: What is your favorite Quote or Saying?

    "It all pays the same."

    If you want me to diagnose your hydraulic problem, program your machine, or wash your truck, or sweep your floors....it all pays the same.

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    Default Re: What is your favorite Quote or Saying?

    Quote Originally Posted by EE_Bota View Post
    "It all pays the same."

    If you want me to diagnose your hydraulic problem, program your machine, or wash your truck, or sweep your floors....it all pays the same.
    Reminds me of Ron White... "You can take the donkey, or you can take the tram, it is the same price!"

    David
    Former Submariner & Army SGT
    2011 Kioti DK50SE HST, KL-401 FEL w/72" bucket, tooth bar, & Ratchet Rake, 2 rear remotes, canopy, WR Long RBG72 Grapple, Woods BB72X cutter & TSG-50 stump grinder, TSC PHD, & more to come. Mowers 2003 JD LX266 42" deck mower, & old JD STX-38 (12.5 hp).

    Managing 51 Acres of Virginia hills with ponds & streams, mature market timber, riding trails, empty pasture, long gravel drive, veggie garden, & yard.

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    Default Re: What is your favorite Quote or Saying?

    Quote Originally Posted by EE_Bota View Post
    "It all pays the same."

    If you want me to diagnose your hydraulic problem, program your machine, or wash your truck, or sweep your floors....it all pays the same.
    Another good one.....
    2010 Kubota B2320 FEL & BH65
    If it ain't fixed don't broke it!

    http://www.tractorbynet.com/content/...-month-wdchyd/

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    Default Re: What is your favorite Quote or Saying?

    Wife is a person that helps you resolve problems you wouldn't have if you wouldn't be married.

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    Default Re: What is your favorite Quote or Saying?

    Almost forgot

    "I don't have a dog in that fight" and

    "Close enough for government work" plus

    "He's so broke he can't even pay attention"
    ******

    May I be the kind of person my dogs think I am,

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    Default Re: What is your favorite Quote or Saying?

    Quote Originally Posted by Redneck in training View Post
    Wife is a person that helps you resolve problems you wouldn't have if you wouldn't be married.
    AMEN TO THAT !

    Boone
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    Default Re: What is your favorite Quote or Saying?

    Quote by others:

    "When you fall in love, your life is complete......When you get married, you're life is finished"

    (Sorry honey I didn't mean you.....)
    2010 Kubota B2320 FEL & BH65
    If it ain't fixed don't broke it!

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    Default Re: What is your favorite Quote or Saying?

    Sometimes I'll say "Good enough for the girls I date!" if I have fixed/made something and I'm quite happy with the quality. Sometimes when it's for a friend I'll say "Good enough for the girls you date!"

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    "He's so broke he can't even pay attention"[/QUOTE]


    When I was working the finance department at a car dealer in Denver, CO, there was a collection agency by the name of Attention LLC. It absolutely made my day when I could walk out to a customer that had a collection listed with them and question them with a completely straight face and ask them why they can't "pay Attention". Because clearly ma'am you haven't been "paying Attention" and had you "paid Attention" you wouldn't have such a high interest rate. We made a game out of how many times you could say that before the customer caught on. Rarely did that ever happen! LOL Good times.

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    Default Re: What is your favorite Quote or Saying?

    Dad always tells me...."if I tell you a rooster will pull a plow, you hitch him up"

    another way of saying "you do what I tell you, regardless"

    Had a History teacher respond to students that asked stupid questions with "do chickens have lips"....silence

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