What is your favorite Quote or Saying?

   / What is your favorite Quote or Saying? #511  
Dad always tells me...."if I tell you a rooster will pull a plow, you hitch him up"

Along the same line,
"If I tell you a rooster dips snuff, look under his wing for the can."
 
   / What is your favorite Quote or Saying? #512  
When asked how your doing
"If I was any better I would have to be two people"

or

"feeling lower than whale crap"
 
   / What is your favorite Quote or Saying? #514  
People who have the most are not happy, it's the ones that make the most of what they have that are happy. :thumbsup:
 
   / What is your favorite Quote or Saying? #515  
"Party on, Garth" ---SNL
"Prayer; the last refuge of a scoundrel"---Lisa Simpson

"Try it and you'll be sippin' soup through a straw" --in jest. Or maybe
"How'd you like a knuckle sandwich with that?"


*With someone that wants something from me...
"Sure, no problem...meet me at 9:30 tonight in back of the bank near the front of the office...I might be a little late but just wait.."


*Every time I watch a perp being frog marched on TV and proclaiming their innocence, I recall my gumshoe buddy would say...
"Yeah, the jails are full of innocent people.".


*In a serious business meeting that needed some levity for a moment, I was repeatedly badgered for advice what to do to get out of a seemingly inextricable problem. I was smiling and almost laughing because they were so melancholy and hung on such every word and for so long I could barely contain...
You know...I'm thinking...uhhh .."toga party".
 
   / What is your favorite Quote or Saying? #517  
"That dog wont hunt"

Meaning good luck getting me or someone to do something
 
   / What is your favorite Quote or Saying? #519  
Thats for me to know, and you not to find out.....
 
   / What is your favorite Quote or Saying? #520  
Oh,
"that's gonna leave a mark"

Has anyone asked
"Would you like fries with that?"

Or...
"Seemed like a good idea at the time".

Maybe
"Not on my watch".

And
"This hurts me more than you".

Haven't seen
"It's Miller Time".

Too easy, it's like
"Shootin' fish in a barrel".


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