What is your favorite Quote or Saying?

[Redneck in training]

My former boss was an immigrant to the USA and spoke with foreign accent. When woman called he always asked:"What can I do to you today?"

 

[rilesdav]

You can not put Thank You in the bank !!
Dave

 

[chucko]

How are you doing today haha
I always answer that with "do you really want to know or you just trying to be nice"
or
Well my wife just left me and took the kids and the dog

 

[Short Game]

Aside from that, Mrs. Lincoln, how was the play?​

 

[creekbend]

Courage is what it takes to stand up and speak; Courage is also what it takes to sit down and listen. - Winston Churchill

 

[sixdogs]

Always wondered where this came from...or at least the last half.



"We herd sheep, we drive cattle, we lead people. Lead me, follow me, or get out of my way".

George S. Patton

 

[bullbreaker]

" If she won't do it,her sister will "

Boone

 

[Bigfoot62]

. . .
Texas sales men and friend to a Las Vegas lady of the evening when she approached us and asked if we were looking for a good time. (Texas drawl required) "well mam yes we are but I don't think you can afford us. "
. . .

:laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

 

[Bigfoot62]

The other day I caught my son (12) and his buddy doing something I had told them not to...

I said "what are you two into?"
He waved his had and said "These are not the droids you are looking for"
I said Boy I am going to bust your backside.
He said "Your powers are weak old man"

Chucko,
I recall a quote from the movie, "Fried Green Tomatoes."

Old age and treachery beats youth and agility every time

Also, from a song by Toby Keith:

I may not be as good as I once was, but as good once as I ever was.

 

[Bigfoot62]

How are you doing today haha
I always answer that with "do you really want to know or you just trying to be nice"
or
Well my wife just left me and took the kids and the dog

. . . And, I sure do miss the dog.