"Two can keep a secret as long as one of them is dead"
" Never have a battle of wits with someone who is half armed"
"If you know where you are going, you'll never get lost and if you don't care where you're going, how can you get lost"
"Hold my beer and watch this"
"Try, Try ,Try Again is not the motto of a skydiving school"
"Hold still and don't move, this won't hurt a bit"
" Someday you're going to thank me, you just wait and see"
"On the way out, don;t let the door hit you on the a-- because I need that door for my security deposit refund"
"One by land and two by sea but the third one is always harder to bury"--Drew Peterson