What is your favorite Quote or Saying?

[wdchyd]

"If it's not one thing......it's two things"

 

[k0ua]

One of my all time favorites.

When you have to shoot...Shoot! Don't talk - YouTube

I have seen that a dozen times and it still brings a smile to my face.. truer words....

James K0UA

 

[Short Game]

If it ain't one thing, it's three.

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They told me, "cheer up, things could be worse."

So I cheered up. Sure enough, things got worse.

 

[Nicb7800]

If I didn't have bad luck, I wouldn't have any luck at all.


Drive it like you stole it!


If your gonna be dumb, you gotta be tough!

 

[shortthrow50]

"He who farts is sure to have to go poop soon thereafter. He who thinks its a fart and then goes poop in there pants shouldve gone poop beforehand"
~Eibenheimer 1425

 

[Loudo]

Gudday from Oz, we have a few good ones here as well. "As usess as **** on a bull" "as handy as a hip pocket in a pair of underpants" "Dumber than doggy doo drying in the sun" and my favorite, "Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day, teach a man to fish and he will sit in his boat and drink beer all day"

 

[sixdogs]

"The charm of history and its ... lesson consist in the fact that, from age to age, nothing changes and yet everything is completely different." -

Aldous Huxley

 

[wdchyd]

The only three answers on the redneck plumbers exam..??


Hot on the left, cold on the right.......$#it don't go up

 

[PILOON]

Why does the weatherman roll up his shirt sleeves when going to the loo?


Because he does not know his a-- from his elbow!

 

[2LaneCruzer]

"Auntie Em! Auntie Em!"

"I'll get you me pretty, and your little dog too!"

"Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain!"