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    Default Worst bowel movement

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    Default Re: Worst bowel movement

    “The relevant question is not whether he purposefully defecated his pants, but whether he willfully spread his feces all over the bathroom resulting in a nuisance, hazard, and damage,” the majority opinion reads, finding that he did and doubting that the poop could have spread two feet up the wall by accident.

    Judge Juan R. Torruella takes the majority to task in a dissenting opinion, declaring “The momentous importance of this case surely forecasts its deserved place in the annals of federal prosecutorial history.”

    “Contrary to the majority’s view, the fact that seventy-five percent of the floor was covered with feces does not support an inference of willfulness,” he writes, noting that there wasn’t any feces on the drywall, sink or mirror, places one would reasonably expect a person intent on vandalism to put it to make clean up more difficult.
    Hilarious ...

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    Sort of funny. But 'shxxx'' happens. I dont see where he purposly did anything. Maybe he should have told someone of the problem
    but possible he was that to enbarrassed.Ive delt with similiar situations and didn't make a big deal of it.Time for that Judge to take the retirement.He is more of an embarrasment than the guy.
    Just another way to 'dump' on people with a dis -ability

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