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    Default Animals fleeing Yellowstone National Park

    Somebody on Facebook forwarded me a news story that stated numerous breeds of animals are fleeing the park. My theory for that is as follows, and should explain the entire situation as well as another one that has many people baffled:

    The missing Malaysia Airlines Flight 370 jet somehow got diverted to that area, and broke up while overhead, and by a strange coincidence the black boxes landed in the volcano and began emitting supersonic signals only audible to animals. The animals are deserting the park because they interpret the signals as meaning the entire park will soon become "Lost"....

    Sorry, I couldn't wait until next Tuesday to post this, but I know everyone here will find my explanation reasonable.
    Rather than worry about the things you want but don't have, be grateful for the things you don't want and don't have.

    I didn't plan to do much of anything today, but by noon I was almost half done.

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    Default Re: Animals fleeing Yellowstone National Park

    Makes as much sense as some of the stuff from mainstream media.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JDgreen227 View Post

    Sorry, I couldn't wait until next Tuesday to post this, but I know everyone here will find my explanation reasonable.
    What is so special about next Tuesday?

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    Default Re: Animals fleeing Yellowstone National Park

    I believe April 1st or April fools
    Artificial Intelligence will never overcome natural stupidity.

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    Default Re: Animals fleeing Yellowstone National Park

    Quote Originally Posted by MoKelly View Post
    What is so special about next Tuesday?

    MoKelly
    Doh! I just looked at the calendar and I now know the answer. I feel sort of foolish.

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    Default Re: Animals fleeing Yellowstone National Park

    Quote Originally Posted by JDgreen227 View Post
    Somebody on Facebook forwarded me a news story that stated numerous breeds of animals are fleeing the park. My theory for that is as follows, and should explain the entire situation as well as another one that has many people baffled:

    The missing Malaysia Airlines Flight 370 jet somehow got diverted to that area, and broke up while overhead, and by a strange coincidence the black boxes landed in the volcano and began emitting supersonic signals only audible to animals. The animals are deserting the park because they interpret the signals as meaning the entire park will soon become "Lost"....

    Sorry, I couldn't wait until next Tuesday to post this, but I know everyone here will find my explanation reasonable.
    Assuming the news article is real, that is scary. animals fleeing the vicinity of a humongous volcanic crater that is overdue to blow... I'm hopng it wa part of he april fools joke.

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    Default Re: Animals fleeing Yellowstone National Park

    Do you think global warming my have a small part in the animals leaving?
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    Default Re: Animals fleeing Yellowstone National Park

    Quote Originally Posted by Markcuda View Post
    Do you think global warming my have a small part in the animals leaving?
    Honestly...it really scares me how much the possibility of global warming could be affecting so much of everyday life. Good viewpoint.
    Rather than worry about the things you want but don't have, be grateful for the things you don't want and don't have.

    I didn't plan to do much of anything today, but by noon I was almost half done.

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    Default Re: Animals fleeing Yellowstone National Park

    I guess you missed my sarcasm LOLOOLOLLOLOLOOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLO
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    Default Re: Animals fleeing Yellowstone National Park

    Quote Originally Posted by Markcuda View Post
    I guess you missed my sarcasm LOLOOLOLLOLOLOOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLO
    No, I didn't....so feel free to GET "LOST"
    Rather than worry about the things you want but don't have, be grateful for the things you don't want and don't have.

    I didn't plan to do much of anything today, but by noon I was almost half done.

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