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  1. #1
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    I thought this was worth sharing here:

    Three men are sitting at a bar...
    The first says: "I bought my wife something which goes from 0 to 100 in 6 seconds".

    The other 2 guys don't know what he's talking about so he reveals: "I bought her a nice Porsche".

    The second guy says: "I bought something which goes from 0 to 100 in 4 seconds"

    "That HAS to be a Ferrari - right?"

    "Yeah that's right! I bought my wife a nice red Ferrari."

    The third one says " I bought my wife something which goes from 0 to 200 IN JUST 2 SECONDS!!"

    see attached picture.
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  2. #2
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    Default Re: 0 to 200

    Good one Moon, Your wife does does not read this board right [img]/forums/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]
    Ben

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    Default Re: 0 to 200

    Duuhhhh ....i didn't think of that. With my posts about Reilly (the great dane we recently lost) I gave her a link right into this forum. Ut Oh! [img]/forums/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/graemlins/shocked.gif[/img]

    I'll wait and see if she mentions it. Yeah, thats the plan.

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    Default Re: 0 to 200

    Best of luck Moon, If you suddenly stop posting we will understand why [img]/forums/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]
    Ben

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    Default Re: 0 to 200

    Oh! Your going straight to he!! for that one. [img]/forums/images/graemlins/shocked.gif[/img]
    Very funny. [img]/forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

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    Default Re: 0 to 200

    Told the wife I was going to buy her something that would go from 0 to 200+ in about 3 seconds. Took her about all of that 3 second time to say, "A scale"?. (Me= [img]/forums/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img]) (Her= [img]/forums/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img])
    Been nice knowing you guys. [img]/forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

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    Default Re: 0 to 200

    Wouldn't work with mine........ she is too heavy for light work and too light for heavy work.... [img]/forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

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    Default Re: 0 to 200

    moon, you must luv to live on the edge.... or should I say you laughs tip the scale

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