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07-08-2005, 09:08 AM #1Platinum Member
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0 to 200
I thought this was worth sharing here:
Three men are sitting at a bar...
The first says: "I bought my wife something which goes from 0 to 100 in 6 seconds".
The other 2 guys don't know what he's talking about so he reveals: "I bought her a nice Porsche".
The second guy says: "I bought something which goes from 0 to 100 in 4 seconds"
"That HAS to be a Ferrari - right?"
"Yeah that's right! I bought my wife a nice red Ferrari."
The third one says " I bought my wife something which goes from 0 to 200 IN JUST 2 SECONDS!!"
see attached picture.
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07-08-2005 09:08 AM # ADS
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07-08-2005, 11:23 AM #2Elite Member
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Re: 0 to 200
Good one Moon, Your wife does does not read this board right [img]/forums/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]
Ben
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07-08-2005, 12:58 PM #3Platinum Member
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Re: 0 to 200
Duuhhhh ....i didn't think of that. With my posts about Reilly (the great dane we recently lost) I gave her a link right into this forum. Ut Oh! [img]/forums/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/graemlins/shocked.gif[/img]
I'll wait and see if she mentions it. Yeah, thats the plan.
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07-08-2005, 01:11 PM #4Elite Member
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Re: 0 to 200
Best of luck Moon, If you suddenly stop posting we will understand why [img]/forums/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]
Ben
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07-08-2005, 06:19 PM #5Silver Member
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Re: 0 to 200
Oh! Your going straight to he!! for that one. [img]/forums/images/graemlins/shocked.gif[/img]
Very funny. [img]/forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]
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07-08-2005, 06:24 PM #6Elite Member
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Re: 0 to 200
Told the wife I was going to buy her something that would go from 0 to 200+ in about 3 seconds. Took her about all of that 3 second time to say, "A scale"?. (Me= [img]/forums/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img]) (Her= [img]/forums/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img])
Been nice knowing you guys. [img]/forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]
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07-08-2005, 06:40 PM #7
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Re: 0 to 200
Wouldn't work with mine........ she is too heavy for light work and too light for heavy work.... [img]/forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]
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07-09-2005, 05:22 AM #8Platinum Member
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Re: 0 to 200
moon, you must luv to live on the edge.... or should I say you laughs tip the scale
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