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Somebody get me a beer, prop me on the tractor and show me the way please.............. /forums/images/graemlins/blush.gif /forums/images/graemlins/shocked.gif /forums/images/graemlins/blush.gif /forums/images/graemlins/shocked.gif )</font>
I came home from work, sat down in my favorite chair, turned on the TV, and said to my wife, "Quick, bring me a beer before it starts"
She looked a little puzzled, but brought me a beer.
When I finished it, I said, "Quick, bring me another beer. It's gonna start."
This time she looked a little angry, but brought me a beer.
When it was gone, I said, "Quick, another beer before it starts."
"That's it!" She blows her top, "You bum! You waltz in here, flop your f*t a** down, don't even say hello to me and then expect me to run around like your slave. Don't you realize that I cook and clean and wash and iron all day long?"
And I just sighed and said..... "It's started!"