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  1. #1
    Epic Contributor MossRoad's Avatar
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    South Bend, Indiana (near)
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    Power Trac PT425 2001 Model Year

    Default Words Of Wisdom

    Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

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    Default Re: Words Of Wisdom

    You can't always be young, but you can be immature forever.

    Don't let your sense of morals prevent you from doing what's right. (Asimov)

    Just because you're paranoid it doesn't mean they're not out to get you.


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    Default Re: Words Of Wisdom

    A day without sunshine, is like night.

    When the chips are down, the buffalo is empty.

    You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted then used against you.

    I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges.

    Nothing is fool-proof to a sufficiently talented fool.

    He who laughs last, thinks slowest.

    Depression is mearly anger without enthusiasm.

    The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

    Joe W.

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    SE Louisiana
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    Default Re: Words Of Wisdom

    If you smoke after sex, you're probably doing it too fast.
    Woody Allen

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    Henley Brook, Westen Australia
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    Default Re: Words Of Wisdom

    "First get your facts; Then you can distort them at your leisure"

    (M.Twain)

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    Default Re: Words Of Wisdom

    Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me.

    Bulls make money, bears make money, pigs get slaughtered.

    You can stay at home and break even.


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    Default Re: Words Of Wisdom

    Here's a few more.....

    I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.

    I love defenseless animals, especially in a good gravy.

    Mind like a steel trap - rusty and illegal in 37 states.

    Quantum Mechanics; the dreams stuff is made of.

    Support bacteria - they are the only culture some people have.

    The only substitute for good manners is fast reflexes.

    I intent to live forever - so far so good.

    A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.

    Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.

    Joe W.

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    South West Pa/Greene county
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    Default Re: Words Of Wisdom

    If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bulls%$t.

    He who dies with the most toys, still dies.

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    Mid-Missouri
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    Default Re: Words Of Wisdom

    With apologies to the physicians on board to whom I'm sure most of this doesn't apply.....

    Doctors are whippersnappers in ironed white coats
    Who spy up your rectum and look down your throat.
    And press you and poke you with sterilized tools
    And stab at solutions to pacify fools.
    I used to revere them and do what they said
    Til I learned what they learned on was already dead.

    Gilda Radner


    Chuck

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    Default Re: Words Of Wisdom

    All around a pigs [censored] is pork.

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