Bill Barrett
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- Joined
- Jul 11, 2006
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- midwest
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- Kubota L3130, Satoh G650, Case 580, Case 446
Excellent idea for HOME SECURITY!
1) Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's used size 14-16 work boots.
2) Place them on your front porch, along with several empty beer cans, and a copy of Guns & Ammo magazine and several NRA magazines.
3) Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazine.
4) Leave a note on your door that reads:
Hey Bubba, Big Jim, Duke and Slim,I went to the gun shop for more ammo. Back in an hour.
Don't mess with the pit bulls -- they attacked the mailman this morning and messed him up real bad.
I don't think Killer took part in it but it was hard to tell from all the blood.
PS - I locked all four of 'em in the house. Better wait outside."
1) Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's used size 14-16 work boots.
2) Place them on your front porch, along with several empty beer cans, and a copy of Guns & Ammo magazine and several NRA magazines.
3) Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazine.
4) Leave a note on your door that reads:
Hey Bubba, Big Jim, Duke and Slim,I went to the gun shop for more ammo. Back in an hour.
Don't mess with the pit bulls -- they attacked the mailman this morning and messed him up real bad.
I don't think Killer took part in it but it was hard to tell from all the blood.
PS - I locked all four of 'em in the house. Better wait outside."