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    Super Member RickB's Avatar
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    Default Re: Tell me your favorite country sayings

    "Put his brain in a hummingbird, it'd fly into a fence post".

    "She was vaccinated with a phonograph needle." (likes to talk)

    "Never a road so long without a turn" (Payback's a b**ch)

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    Veteran Member chh's Avatar
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    Default Re: Tell me your favorite country sayings

    "He's about as dumb as a box of rocks." or
    "I'd say he's about as dumb as a box of rocks, but I'd hate to insult perfectly good rocks."
    "Ain't got enough sense to pour pi$$ out of a boot"
    "If it tell you a chicken dips snuff, you best look under her left wing for the box."(Listen)
    "Don't pee into the wind"
    "Make hay while the sun shines".
    "Ya know the funny thing about that little white dot on top of chicken poo. It's chicken poo too".
    "He don't even know which end of the cow gets up first". or
    "He don't even know which end of the cow eats".
    "I ain't never seen/heard nothin' like that".
    "Uglier than the north end of a southbound mule".
    "Why do I always carry a gun in my truck? 'Cause ya never know when you might meet someone who needs shootin".
    (Southern) Ya know the difference between a Yankee and a durn Yankee? The Yankee went home".
    "Homlier than homemade mud/sin".
    "Busier than a one legged man in an ***** kickin' contest".
    "Sonny, your about as clumsy as a bull in a china closet".
    "He's as full of cr** as a christmas turkey".
    "He is all hat and no cattle".(All talk)
    "When they was handing out brains he thought they said beer and he didn't want none".
    (Winter time)"The onliest thing between here and the north pole is a 3 wire fence and 2 of them is down".
    "Colder than a well diggers shovel in Siberia".
    "Cash on the barellhead".
    "He's about a half a bubble off of plumb".
    "He's a few bricks shy of a load".
    "Ya can't get there from here".
    "Rougher than a cob".
    "She's wound up like a 8 day clock".
    "He's a lie'n like a dog".
    "He's a lie'n thru his teeth".
    "Shakin' like a coyote sh!!!ng persimon seeds".
    "Shakin' like 2 pigs a wrestling in a sack".
    "I'd say she's about 2 axe handles wide"(fat)
    "Why Bea, your about plum finished out for slaughter".(fat)
    "She's prettier than a speckled pup".(Yes, that is a compliment)
    "Son, don't get higher than corn or lower than taters and you'll be all right".(don't fly or coal mine ect.)
    "He's a running around like a chicken with his head cut off".(excited)
    "Ain't got sense to come in out of the rain".
    "Your a cookin' with crisco now".(doing good or making progress)
    "Your a fartin' in the wind".(wasting time)
    Last edited by chh; 06-21-2009 at 06:38 PM. Reason: Added
    Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.
    Will Rogers

    The farmer is the only man in our economy who buys everything at retail, sells everything at wholesale and pays the freight both ways.
    John F. Kennedy

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    Default Re: Tell me your favorite country sayings

    "Only problem with Bill is you ask him what time it is and he tells you how to build a watch."
    I can't control my day but I can control my attitude.

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    Default Re: Tell me your favorite country sayings

    Now you're fartin' like a bull (indicates approval)
    40 Acres on a hill - fantastic view. JD 110 TLB, 4-n-1, 12" bucket, 18" bucket, Addington thumb, rock bucket (doubles as root grapple)

    Not only do we not understand the universe, if someone explained it to us, we would not know what he was talking about.

    Isaac Asimov

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    Default Re: Tell me your favorite country sayings

    YOU CAN"T GET THERE FROM HERE!!!

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    Default Re: Tell me your favorite country sayings

    (That doesn't amount to any more than) "a pisshole in a snowbank."

    "Fair to middlin'."

    "Able to sit up & take nourishment."

    "Older than the hills of Vermont."
    '07 GC2310 TLB, 2360 snowblower, 2325 MMM, Bro-Tek thumb, Woods GTC40-2 tiller, Woods RB-60 back blade, KK TYR-60 landscape rake, DR 60" Power Grader
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    Veteran Member chh's Avatar
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    Default Re: Tell me your favorite country sayings

    "That sounds like 6 of one and a half dozen of the other."(The same or it doesn't matter)
    "Poorer than dirt."(Broke)
    "Happier than a dead pig in the sunshine."(hasn't got any sense)
    Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.
    Will Rogers

    The farmer is the only man in our economy who buys everything at retail, sells everything at wholesale and pays the freight both ways.
    John F. Kennedy

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    Default Re: Tell me your favorite country sayings

    Unfortunately, some folks are ignoring the fact this is a Family Friendly site. Thread closed. Please PM the OP with your sayings.

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