Tell me your favorite country sayings

Status
Not open for further replies.
   / Tell me your favorite country sayings #1  

TNhobbyfarmer

Veteran Member
Joined
Dec 23, 2004
Messages
1,172
Location
Middle Tennessee
Tractor
Kubota L3430 Polaris Ranger 500
I am compiling a list of country sayings for a project I am working on. Tell me your favorite country saying. I appreciate your input.
 
   / Tell me your favorite country sayings #2  
I've been busier than a one armed wallpaper hanger with the seven year itch.

Sometimes I think weeeeellllllllllll..........then again, other times, I just don't know.

Is that right? Nope, ain't right, but it is so.

It's been raining like a blind cow peeing on a flat rock.
 
   / Tell me your favorite country sayings #3  
Go piss up a rope.
 
   / Tell me your favorite country sayings #5  
That dog will hunt or "That dawg'l hunt" : I hear this a lot when someone hits a nice T shot or a slow pitch home run.

"I'm full as a dog tick" :My wife after a big dinner...I am not kidding!

"More nervous than a long tailed cat in a room full rocking chairs."

And a classic...

"shor got purty lips" <--- Anyone know the reference?
 
   / Tell me your favorite country sayings #6  
That dog will hunt or "That dawg'l hunt" : I hear this a lot when someone hits a nice T shot or a slow pitch home run.

"I'm full as a dog tick" :My wife after a big dinner...I am not kidding!

"More nervous than a long tailed cat in a room full rocking chairs."

And a classic...

"shor got purty lips" <--- Anyone know the reference?
Deliverance is probably what you mean, but your quote is only partially accurate and truly not for a family friendly forum.
 
   / Tell me your favorite country sayings #7  
Deliverance is probably what you mean, but your quote is only partially accurate and truly not for a family friendly forum.

Then don't let your family read the post. :D

Seriously, The OP asked for country phrases, I provided a few and for grins tossed in a loose reference to a 1972 movie that had several famous country phrases in it.

You need to get your mind out of the gutter!
 
   / Tell me your favorite country sayings #8  
Sun comes up between his place and town.
larry
 
   / Tell me your favorite country sayings #9  
Thats about as weak as soup made from the shadow of a chicken that starved to death

I would'nt pay that to see a piss ant eat a bale of hay

mark
 
   / Tell me your favorite country sayings #10  
Does a wild bear sh** in the woods?
 
Status
Not open for further replies.
 
Top