Got any "Old Sayings" in your area

[sweettractors]

Like:
1. Either do something or get off the pot.
2. Too late, the train done left the station.
3. Blow it out your crooked oil pipe.
4. Don't cry over spilt milk
5. Let sleeping dogs lie
6. If it ain't broke, don't fix it
7. He could tear up a anvil with a rubber hammer
8. He is dumber than a rock or a sack full or zeros
9. That guy is one brick short of a load
10. That feller is as tight as bark on a tree

 

[MoKelly]

My Mother always said to me "If wishes were horses, beggars would ride".

Not sure I 100% understand what she was saying .. but she said it alot.

MoKelly

 

[om21braz]

"Some days you're the bug, some days you're the windshield."

 

[LD1]

1. Theres only one way to find out.
2. Hold my beer ad watch this.
:laughing::laughing::laughing::laughing:
3. If it aint broke, try harder.
4. No such thing as a stupid question, just stupid people.

 

[Gator6x4]

Anyone who says it's fool proof has never met a fool.

 

[studor]

Dumber than a fence post
Dumber than a sack of hammers
Missing a few lug nuts on the wheel
Momma said there would be years like this
Shivering like a dog s***ing razor blades
Slicker than snot on a wet rock
...just to name a few

 

[Heywood Jannockitov]

A couple of financial golden rules I try to abide by:

"Watch what the poor people do and don't do it."

"Buy low and sell high"

 

[jpat34721]

There are more horse asses in the world than there are horses :laughing:

"I see", said the blind carpenter as he picked up his hammer and saw.

He's half a bubble off plumb.

 

[zzvyb6]

Each to his fancy,
as me and my Nancy,
Said the old woman as she kissed the cow.

In other words, expect each of us to have a unique set of likes and dislikes, and don't jump to conclusions on what's best for someone.

So, no more Chevy vs. Ford, John Deere vs. Kubota, Coke vs. Pepsi or McDonalds vs. Burgher King disputes.

Stick to Dodge, NewHolland, Vernors or Wendys threads.

 

[Heywood Jannockitov]

Don't eat yellow snow"