Ridgewalker
Platinum Member
So I'm loading a big bag of recycling today and didn't notice a broken wine bottle
sticking out of one corner. When I swung the bag up into the truck it grazed me
and the bottle sliced me open to the tune of 23 stitches. It's pretty deep, the doc could see
tendon and bone in my right shin but I am OK except for adding what will be a couple of dandy scars.
Blood had been squirting everywhere but I had got a towel on it and had pretty much stopped the bleeding.
I'm laying on my back and getting all shocky and a little freaked out because of all the blood so I called my wife at work to tell
her and to figure out how to get me to the doc. I was home alone and I knew I needed stitches. ...the conversation went like this.
Me "I cut my leg and I am bleeding pretty badly"
She "Are you OK?"
Me "Yes"
She "Are you light headed?"
Me "No"
She "Did you get any blood on my new rug?"
She is going to be hearing about that for a long time...the nurses and doc (all female)
got a good laugh out of that one.
sticking out of one corner. When I swung the bag up into the truck it grazed me
and the bottle sliced me open to the tune of 23 stitches. It's pretty deep, the doc could see
tendon and bone in my right shin but I am OK except for adding what will be a couple of dandy scars.
Blood had been squirting everywhere but I had got a towel on it and had pretty much stopped the bleeding.
I'm laying on my back and getting all shocky and a little freaked out because of all the blood so I called my wife at work to tell
her and to figure out how to get me to the doc. I was home alone and I knew I needed stitches. ...the conversation went like this.
Me "I cut my leg and I am bleeding pretty badly"
She "Are you OK?"
Me "Yes"
She "Are you light headed?"
Me "No"
She "Did you get any blood on my new rug?"
She is going to be hearing about that for a long time...the nurses and doc (all female)
got a good laugh out of that one.