You're right, after the first ten pushups he'd need a stretcher!
I may be acting prematurely, but I'll put it before the 'board'.
Jake. I love him to death, and for all his virtues, he also has issues. One of them is disrespect. The other is sticky fingers. Not in any major way, but stealing big or little is stealing. I bought a box of altoid's mints, simple pleasures you know. He not only helped himself to them, he moved the box to his room and hid it. May sound trivial, but he does this kind of thing to all of us regularly. I cannot seem to get it through his head that just because he lives here he is not free to take what he wants when he wants it.
The disrespect...an example....
When I was preparing to go out of town on Friday afternoon, he came in and announced that he was going fishing with mumble mumble over at mumble mumble's aunt's house.
I said..who....what? No. You can't leave now, dad and I are leaving and I want you to stay here, I don't know those people and I don't want you going off where I can't check on you.
He said..oh yes, I am going. I made these plans days ago and they are coming to pick me up and I am not going to tell them that they wasted a trip coming ten miles out here to get me.
Argument ensued, full blown, he also was told via radio by his father not to leave, ten minutes later I heard the front door slam. I called Fred and he basically said 'I'm not going to let this ruin my trip but when we get back he is going to be sorry that he ever drew his first breath.' Mmmm.
Jake came back before Fred got home so I called him and let him know so that he would have a chance to cool down before he got home. Then while we were gone, he took the keys to the toyota pickup and according to neighbors, drove to the corner store. This involved about three hundred yards of highway driving. He drives around the dirt roads near the house and in the grove but knows he is not to venture onto hard roads. The older he gets the more chances he takes and the more he pushes the envelope. I'm proud of him for his accomplishments, he is smart and articulate and has a kind heart, but he is also hard headed and independent and self centered and on the average day he will push me to the point that I want to squash his head like a melon. /forums/images/graemlins/confused.gif