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    Epic Contributor MossRoad's Avatar
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    Power Trac PT425 2001 Model Year

    Default Re: You know your old when...

    When you see a beautiful young woman and wonder what her grandma looks like.
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    Kubota MX5100F IH McCormick Farmall 140, Massey Ferguson 135

    Default Re: You know your old when...

    ....when you quit worrying about making money and start worrying about where to pee! Well......it's true!

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    Super Member farmgirl19's Avatar
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    1986 JD 1050, and 1941 Avery

    Default Re: You know your old when...

    Happy birthday, Murph!

    Can't tell you about being old, since I am NOT there yet!

    However, I heard a philosophy many years ago, and I think it might be words to live by:

    A woman's as old as she feels, and a man's not old until he quits feeling!
    If man had enough horse sense to treat his wife like a Thoroughbred, she would never grow into an old nag.

    If you're going to climb in the saddle, better be ready for the ride!

    "If you see someone without a smile, give them yours!" - Dolly Parton

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    JD 2320

    Default Re: You know your old when...

    When you hear a favorite song from your youth, and realize your listening to the oldies station.
    "I do not dispute their right to invent social combinations, to advertise them, to advocate them, and to try them upon themselves, at their own expense and risk. But I do dispute their right to impose these plans upon us by law by force and to compel us to pay for them with our taxes".
    -Frederic Bastiat

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    Platinum Member rmorey's Avatar
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    Eastern Ontario
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    Kioti DK40SE HST Cab, Mechron 2200

    Default Re: You know your old when...

    Husband asks wife, would you like a bowl of ice cream? She says 輩es but I want nuts on it, whipped cream and a cherry. You better write this down, you'll forget". He says "ice cream, nuts, whipped cream, cherry, I got this, no need to write anything down".

    Off he goes to the kitchen, he's gone about 1/2 hour, comes back and hands her a plate of bacon, eggs and toast.

    She says " I told you to write it down, you forgot the Ketchup!"

    Happy birthday Murph!
    Rick

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    Veteran Member Lou66's Avatar
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    Deere 990/Montana 5740

    Default Re: You know your old when...

    You are as old as you feel.. so I am around 200 in 67 year old body... Lou
    "Life is good if beer is cold"

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    Veteran Member wedge40's Avatar
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    Default Re: You know your old when...

    The first thing you read in the paper are the obituaries.
    1967 Ford 4000, Box blade, straight blade, FEL, Rake, Bushhog, Backhoe, Jinma chipper, KKII tiller, Grapple.

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    Super Star Member murphy1244's Avatar
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    Kioti DK 40-Massey ferguson 135-Ventrac 4500 Diesel

    Default Re: You know your old when...

    When you wouldn't mind having gray hair..
    Murph ------------

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    Default Re: You know your old when...

    When you have more hair in your nose and ears than on your head.

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    Kubota MX5100F IH McCormick Farmall 140, Massey Ferguson 135

    Default Re: You know your old when...

    After Viagra, she says "Why don't you wash that while its not wrinkled?"
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