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  1. #21
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    Default Re: You know your old when...

    When after working outside all day, you're hungry, but much too tired to Eat.
    The PUPIL who does not surpass his Master, fails his Master.

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    Elite Member SPIKER's Avatar
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    Default Re: You know your old when...

    Quote Originally Posted by Ted Summey View Post
    ....when you quit worrying about making money and start worrying about where to pee! Well......it's true!
    That is the truth! It is also much easier to get out of the speeding tickets this way if you get a OLDER Police officer

    Quote Originally Posted by wedge40 View Post
    The first thing you read in the paper are the obituaries.
    and ya HOPE your name is not in there yet! hahah.


    Murph: Age is just a number, (but then again so is your heart rate and blood pressure & body temp.) as long as they are still above ambient your doing pretty good!

    Mark
    I may remember why I went to the other end of the shop, I'm just afraid once I get there I'll forget how to get back!

  3. #23
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    Default Re: You know your old when...

    You know you're old when the time you get up in the morning is earlier than the time you used to get home.
    "I do not dispute their right to invent social combinations, to advertise them, to advocate them, and to try them upon themselves, at their own expense and risk. But I do dispute their right to impose these plans upon us by law by force and to compel us to pay for them with our taxes".
    -Frederic Bastiat

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    Elite Member Xfaxman's Avatar
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    Bobcat V417 Toolcat 5610 F TORO+Loader

    Default Re: You know your old when...

    you stop to think, and forget to start again.

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    Super Member crash325's Avatar
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    New Holland TC-45

    Default Re: You know your old when...

    Your arms are too short to read the news paper.

    Your get up & go - got up & went.
    ::"I STARTED out with nothing....I still have most of it."

    New Holland TC45 1,300+ hours - FEL - back hoe - post hole digger - Hydraulic Gannon - cement mixer - pressure washer - 1975 Dodge 500 flat bed - 1974 chevy C65 6 yard dump truck.
    All home made by me. loading forks - 2 drags - roller - Sheep's Foot - Pusher (to unload flat bed truck.) - pickle fork digger - Log splitter -

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    Super Member farmgirl19's Avatar
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    1986 JD 1050, and 1941 Avery

    Default Re: You know your old when...

    Quote Originally Posted by creekbend View Post
    When after working outside all day, you're hungry, but much too tired to Eat.
    That's not from being old! I do this a lot!
    If man had enough horse sense to treat his wife like a Thoroughbred, she would never grow into an old nag.

    If you're going to climb in the saddle, better be ready for the ride!

    "If you see someone without a smile, give them yours!" - Dolly Parton

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    Default Re: You know your old when...

    when you were a kid rainbows were black and white.

    "You know you're getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder
    what else you could do while you're down there." George Burns.

    "He is alive, but only in the sense that he can't be legally buried."
    Geoffrey Madan

    "A man's only as old as the woman he feels." Groucho Marx.

    "People ask me what I'd most appreciate getting for my eighty-seventh
    birthday. I tell them, a paternity suit." George Burns.

    "I don't feel old. I don't feel anything until noon. Then it's time for my
    nap." Bob Hope

    "When I was a boy, the Dead Sea was only sick." George Burns

    "I don't plan to grow old gracefully. I plan to have face-lifts until my
    ears meet." Rita Rudner.

    "I do wish I could tell you my age but it's impossible. It keeps changing
    all the time." Greer Garson.

    "Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had
    pimples." George Burns

    "Another good thing about being poor is that when you are seventy your
    children will not have declared you legally insane in order to gain control
    of your estate." Woody Allen

    "I'm very pleased to be here. Let's face it, at my age I'm very pleased to
    be anywhere." George Burns.

    "Except for an occasional heart attack I feel as young as I ever did."
    Robert Benchley

    "Blessed are the young, for they shall inherit the National Debt." Herbert
    Hoover

    "I'm at the age now where just putting my cigar in it's holder is a thrill."
    George Burns

    "The secret of longevity is to keep breathing." Sophie Tucker

    "At my age I do what Mark Twain did. I get my daily paper, look at the
    obituaries page and if I'm not there I carry on as usual." Patrick Moore.

    "I'm very proud of my gold pocket watch. My grandfather, on his deathbed,
    sold me this watch." Woody Allen.

    "At my age flowers scare me." George Burns.

    "My grandmother was a very tough woman. She burried three husbands and two
    of them were just napping." Rita Rudner

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    Veteran Member CliffordK's Avatar
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    Default Re: You know your old when...

    You think the tools in the antique store look new.

  9. #29
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    1998 Kubota B21, 2005 Kubota L39

    Default Re: You know your old when...

    My MIL, at 87, says she starts her day by listening to the local small town radio station and if they don't read her name in the obituary announcements she gets up.

    MarkV

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    1949 farmall, 1961 Fordson Dexta, 1986 Duetz Allis, 2001 Kubota.

    Default Re: You know your old when...

    When your retired Navy and all your old duty stations and ships no longer exist!

    mark
    red tractor
    blue tractor
    green tractor
    orange tractor
    too many impliments to list

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