creekbend
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When after working outside all day, you're hungry, but much too tired to Eat.
You know your old when...
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SPIKER
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That is the truth! It is also much easier to get out of the speeding tickets this way if you get a OLDER Police officer
and ya HOPE your name is not in there yet! hahah.
Murph: Age is just a number, (but then again so is your heart rate and blood pressure & body temp.) as long as they are still above ambient your doing pretty good!
Mark
sseelhoff
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You know you're old when the time you get up in the morning is earlier than the time you used to get home.
Xfaxman
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you stop to think, and forget to start again.
farmgirl19
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when you were a kid rainbows were black and white.
"You know you're getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder
what else you could do while you're down there." George Burns.
"He is alive, but only in the sense that he can't be legally buried."
Geoffrey Madan
"A man's only as old as the woman he feels." Groucho Marx.
"People ask me what I'd most appreciate getting for my eighty-seventh
birthday. I tell them, a paternity suit." George Burns.
"I don't feel old. I don't feel anything until noon. Then it's time for my
nap." Bob Hope
"When I was a boy, the Dead Sea was only sick." George Burns
"I don't plan to grow old gracefully. I plan to have face-lifts until my
ears meet." Rita Rudner.
"I do wish I could tell you my age but it's impossible. It keeps changing
all the time." Greer Garson.
"Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had
pimples." George Burns
"Another good thing about being poor is that when you are seventy your
children will not have declared you legally insane in order to gain control
of your estate." Woody Allen
"I'm very pleased to be here. Let's face it, at my age I'm very pleased to
be anywhere." George Burns.
"Except for an occasional heart attack I feel as young as I ever did."
Robert Benchley
"Blessed are the young, for they shall inherit the National Debt." Herbert
Hoover
"I'm at the age now where just putting my cigar in it's holder is a thrill."
George Burns
"The secret of longevity is to keep breathing." Sophie Tucker
"At my age I do what Mark Twain did. I get my daily paper, look at the
obituaries page and if I'm not there I carry on as usual." Patrick Moore.
"I'm very proud of my gold pocket watch. My grandfather, on his deathbed,
sold me this watch." Woody Allen.
"At my age flowers scare me." George Burns.
"My grandmother was a very tough woman. She burried three husbands and two
of them were just napping." Rita Rudner
"You know you're getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder
what else you could do while you're down there." George Burns.
"He is alive, but only in the sense that he can't be legally buried."
Geoffrey Madan
"A man's only as old as the woman he feels." Groucho Marx.
"People ask me what I'd most appreciate getting for my eighty-seventh
birthday. I tell them, a paternity suit." George Burns.
"I don't feel old. I don't feel anything until noon. Then it's time for my
nap." Bob Hope
"When I was a boy, the Dead Sea was only sick." George Burns
"I don't plan to grow old gracefully. I plan to have face-lifts until my
ears meet." Rita Rudner.
"I do wish I could tell you my age but it's impossible. It keeps changing
all the time." Greer Garson.
"Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had
pimples." George Burns
"Another good thing about being poor is that when you are seventy your
children will not have declared you legally insane in order to gain control
of your estate." Woody Allen
"I'm very pleased to be here. Let's face it, at my age I'm very pleased to
be anywhere." George Burns.
"Except for an occasional heart attack I feel as young as I ever did."
Robert Benchley
"Blessed are the young, for they shall inherit the National Debt." Herbert
Hoover
"I'm at the age now where just putting my cigar in it's holder is a thrill."
George Burns
"The secret of longevity is to keep breathing." Sophie Tucker
"At my age I do what Mark Twain did. I get my daily paper, look at the
obituaries page and if I'm not there I carry on as usual." Patrick Moore.
"I'm very proud of my gold pocket watch. My grandfather, on his deathbed,
sold me this watch." Woody Allen.
"At my age flowers scare me." George Burns.
"My grandmother was a very tough woman. She burried three husbands and two
of them were just napping." Rita Rudner
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You think the tools in the antique store look new.
MarkV
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My MIL, at 87, says she starts her day by listening to the local small town radio station and if they don't read her name in the obituary announcements she gets up.
MarkV
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