We had the chance to get a free retired police horse last summer. He has a cracked coronet, a parrot mouth, and suffers from narcolepsy. Did we pay to much;-)
Re: Horse Question
Whooa... a horse that can play the coronet, talk like a parrot and now and then takes drugs. I think you got a good deal, fix the crack in his coronet and go on tour with a talking one horse band. Use the money to get him into some kind of drug rehab. Sounds like a fine animal to me, well worth the effort.