Wacky Warning Labels

[3RRL]

Yeah, that's a good one!
I could've used a bunch of those when I had my mold shop.

[garth466]

Sign on my shop "Caution, men drinking"

The sign in my yard "Caution, we do not call 911"

The first page of the owners manual of a pistol I have "Warning, do not point firearm and anything you do not wish to destroy"

[GV40U]

Sign in South Idaho:

[N80]

That reminds me of another 'wacky warning sign' story. I was stationed at Eglin AFB in Florida back in the early 90's. Eglin is a huge base with many square miles of woodland. Some of this is used for bombing ranges and EOD training, missle tests, Ranger training, etc etc. But most of it is open for hunting and camping etc and it is laced with miles of sandy roads of various levels of improvement.

Well, I was out there scouting one day, driving these roads waaaaay out in the middle of this massive property. I began driving smaller and smaller of these roads to the point where I was in 4 wheel drive and barely making it, totally lost. Finally I see a fence line up ahead with an open gate and a sign. I was relieved to be getting back to something like civilization and that the gate was open. I was disappointed to see that this large wooden sign had nothing written on it. I drove through the gate and looked back at the sign which said:

Danger! Do Not Enter. Unexploded Ordinance!

Needless to say, I kept going and did not look back again! I have no idea how I got into the area but I can say for sure I saw no other signs and drove through no gates that indicated I was somewhere I should not have been.

[rback33]

I once suggested to a Kioti dealer that maybe he needed to put up a sign that said "Stupidity is not covered by warranty." He thought it was a great idea, but he was afraid the target audience would know he was talking about them. OTOH.. my wife did find a sign we have on our front fence.. I think it was from TSC or something... It says "Old dog, young dog, several stupid dogs. Please Drive slow"

[BoobyTrap]

Large console TV, warning label on back of set states, "Warning, do not remove back for servicing, you may be shocked." Open the back of this large set, little tiny box of guts in the corner of huge cabinet, sign next to the tiny box, said "See, we said you'd be shocked!!".

[Danno1]

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The Deadly Follies of Stick Figure Warning-Man and Family

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[MReeb]

Originally Posted by rtdiggr

I don't think these qualify as wacky warning labels but still funny. Shane Attachment 91727

The top picture reminds me of the sign at the local coffee shop. It says that all children left unattended will be given 5 cups of hot chocolate with extra marshmellows and a puppy.

[Cidertom]

Just back from a flight. On the package of peanuts: This product packaged in a facility that processes peanuts.

[Soundguy]

Reminds me of my peanut butter label.. said the same thing.. 'may contain peanuts'.. gosh.... ya think...

soundguy