Wacky Warning Labels - Page 14

Airic · 04-22-2008, 11:48 AM

One I wish that was added when I was a kid working with a mowing crew with my push mower should of read "Do not sit on mower gas tank as gasoline enema my occur" Full tank of gas with breather valve on gas cap and compressed with butt on tank is not a good thing. It took 5 gallons of sticky ice cold Gatorade down the back of my pants to relieve the burning pain.

Iplayfarmer · 04-22-2008, 12:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Soundguy

Reminds me of my peanut butter label.. said the same thing.. 'may contain peanuts'.. gosh.... ya think...

soundguy

LOL!

The "may" is the best part. Does that mean it "may" not contain peanuts?

Soundguy · 04-22-2008, 03:24 PM

Considering where most stuff is made these days.. heck.. might? contain lead or ethelene glycol too!

soundguy

John47 · 04-27-2008, 09:09 AM

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Originally Posted by Soundguy

" May cause sudden death"

soundguy

There's a lawyer add that asks if any relative has died or if you've died after taking a medication to contact them. Hmmmmm, do they have telephones in heaven??

Soundguy · 04-28-2008, 02:52 PM

Yep.. some adds need a bit more proofreading!

soundguy

SkyPup · 04-30-2008, 08:06 AM

Just got a new front windshield cover for our RV to block out the sun during the day and keep things private at night, it attaches across the windshield.

Warning tag on the RV windshield cover states, "WARNING: DO NOT DRIVE VEHICLE WITH COVER ATTACHED."

Whoa, you cannot even see anything with the sun screen installed, no way could you possibly "drive the vehicle" ten feet??????

STOOPID..............

tj2 · 05-14-2008, 12:17 PM

My dad got me a sign for Christmas, which I hung up on the bulletin board in my office at my last job:

"NO TRESPASSING! Violators will be shot. Survivors will be shot again."

A coworker told me that the fact that it came from a family member seemed to explain a lot about me. :-)

N80 · 05-14-2008, 01:49 PM

I think I've mentioned this before, but I saw a novelty sign that said:

Trespassers Will Be Violated

Soundguy · 05-14-2008, 03:18 PM

I saw one that said:

If you are found her at night, you will be found here in the morning.

soundguy

N80 · 05-14-2008, 03:20 PM

That's a good one. Could be a threat or it could be an indication of wild parties! Either way, its funny!

04-22-2008, 11:48 AM	#131 (permalink)
Airic Bronze Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Indiana Posts: 77	Re: Wacky Warning Labels One I wish that was added when I was a kid working with a mowing crew with my push mower should of read "Do not sit on mower gas tank as gasoline enema my occur" Full tank of gas with breather valve on gas cap and compressed with butt on tank is not a good thing. It took 5 gallons of sticky ice cold Gatorade down the back of my pants to relieve the burning pain.

04-22-2008, 03:24 PM	#133 (permalink)
Soundguy Super Star Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Central florida Posts: 17,582	Re: Wacky Warning Labels Considering where most stuff is made these days.. heck.. might? contain lead or ethelene glycol too! soundguy

04-28-2008, 02:52 PM	#135 (permalink)
Soundguy Super Star Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Central florida Posts: 17,582	Re: Wacky Warning Labels Yep.. some adds need a bit more proofreading! soundguy

04-30-2008, 08:06 AM	#136 (permalink)
SkyPup Elite Member Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: North Central, Florida Posts: 2,755	Re: Wacky Warning Labels Just got a new front windshield cover for our RV to block out the sun during the day and keep things private at night, it attaches across the windshield. Warning tag on the RV windshield cover states, "WARNING: DO NOT DRIVE VEHICLE WITH COVER ATTACHED." Whoa, you cannot even see anything with the sun screen installed, no way could you possibly "drive the vehicle" ten feet?????? STOOPID.............. __________________ Suck, Squeeze, Bang, Blow......GO Diesel GO!

05-14-2008, 12:17 PM	#137 (permalink)
tj2 New Member Join Date: May 2002 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 18	Re: Wacky Warning Labels My dad got me a sign for Christmas, which I hung up on the bulletin board in my office at my last job: "NO TRESPASSING! Violators will be shot. Survivors will be shot again." A coworker told me that the fact that it came from a family member seemed to explain a lot about me. :-) __________________

05-14-2008, 01:49 PM	#138 (permalink)
N80 Elite Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: SC Posts: 3,487	Re: Wacky Warning Labels I think I've mentioned this before, but I saw a novelty sign that said: Trespassers Will Be Violated __________________ George South Carolina

05-14-2008, 03:18 PM	#139 (permalink)
Soundguy Super Star Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Central florida Posts: 17,582	Re: Wacky Warning Labels I saw one that said: If you are found her at night, you will be found here in the morning. soundguy

05-14-2008, 03:20 PM	#140 (permalink)
N80 Elite Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: SC Posts: 3,487	Re: Wacky Warning Labels That's a good one. Could be a threat or it could be an indication of wild parties! Either way, its funny! __________________ George South Carolina

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