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I just bought my wife a portable DVD player. One of the warnings was, I swear, "Do not drive nail into battery pack".
Recken someone has a loose pack and a handy nail? ![]()
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Sign on the property of one of my wife's clients:
"If you can read this, you're in range." (A few buckshot holes in it, for effect.) Warning label on a bottle of sleep aid pills: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." |
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One would hope they cause drowsiness. However I have seen a prescription warning on a sedative that said it could cause iritability and nervousness! go figure..
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It had just the opposite affect. That was a fun 4 hours of one silly, hyper, happy little girl who would just not fall asleep. I guess that all things do not affect all people the same.
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A spoonful of sugar will help the medicine go down.
Actually you can mix some syrup or several spoons full of sugar in some orange juice and mix with the benadryl. Pat
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I'm voting for the "........" ticket because I believe oil companies' profits of 4% on a gallon of gas are obscene, but the government who does nothing to help produce the gas, taxing the same gallon of gas at 15% is okay. |
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She's kind of a hyper one anyway, so I should have known. She sure was fun for that few hours.
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On a Swedish chainsaw -
DO NOT ATTEMPT TO STOP CHAIN WITH YOUR HANDS OR GENITALS. (What kind of consumer phone-call led to this warning?)
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